Monday, December 23, 2019

27 Demonomican't

Our heroes regroup upon return to the circus and prepare to fulfill their side of a prisoner exchange for Cerdric. Leather clad goons, a book of demons, serious discussion of feeding the furniture, and more on this week's episode of Four Horsemen of Roleplay

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/four-horsemen-of-roleplay/id1466713731



Monday, December 9, 2019

26 Pirates Shouldn't Throw Porcupines

4HoRPers gather round, as we spin a tale of romance and deceit. When Thorgromm and Bazz split, (Per)Oz has to figure out how to get away from the fuzz. Elsewhere, a pirate and a hedgehog scare a halfling into aiding them further.
Oz and Dave Dave sitting in a tree. R-U-N-N-I-N-G

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/four-horsemen-of-roleplay/id1466713731



Monday, November 25, 2019

25 The Phantabulous Emancipation Of Peroz

An empty cloak, a grieving widow, a show under duress, and an enchanted weapon. All this and more on this episode of 4HoRP.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/four-horsemen-of-roleplay/id1466713731



Wednesday, November 20, 2019

DM Notes So You Wanna Make an Encounter

Josh, Andrew, and Jason plot out 3 encounters together to show how they think. Like in general. Like proof that they are not plants or robots (totally robots though, don't tell).

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/four-horsemen-of-roleplay/id1466713731



Monday, November 11, 2019

DM Notes So You Wanna Make A Backstory

Josh, Andrew, and Dee sit down and talk about creating the meat and potatoes of a character backstory, starting out with a seed and building it up using mechanics.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/four-horsemen-of-roleplay/id1466713731



Monday, November 4, 2019

DM Notes So You Wanna Make A Backstory Into A Character pt 2

Josh, Andrew, and Jason sit down and hack out three characters from basic backstories. Emphasis on hack.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/four-horsemen-of-roleplay/id1466713731



Monday, October 21, 2019

DM Notes -So You Wanna Make a DnD Character pt1

Josh, Andrew, and Ron sit down and make Ron do his classwork before he can go play with the other kids.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/four-horsemen-of-roleplay/id1466713731



Monday, October 14, 2019

DM Notes - So You Wanna Play DnD

Tonight Andrew and Josh talk about the best ways to get into this favorite hobby of ours.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/four-horsemen-of-roleplay/id1466713731



Monday, October 7, 2019

Sidequest 4 - Cult of the Moongoat

Kidnapped and sure to be sacrificed, can three young men make it out of the clutches of Gobs and Hobs devoted to the Moongoat and save their friends from this run-on sentence? Will they make their way out of obscurity and into the life of a hero/office supply? Will more 20s be rolled in this episode than any other we've run? Probably

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/four-horsemen-of-roleplay/id1466713731



Monday, September 23, 2019

24 Attack of the Schmucks

The gang takes a cop and twenty of Priapurl's finest schmucks to go looking for Lungfish and find Mr. Mehoff and his merry men.

Will things go sideways? Will Oz fall asleep in some grass? Tune in to find out.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/four-horsemen-of-roleplay/id1466713731



Monday, September 16, 2019

23 Blacksmiths and Beer Flights

The apprentice blacksmith has been given the scroll case to make... something. We're sure of it. Now all we need to do is lie low and wait for it to be done. Split the party you say? You bet we will!

Oz and Bazz go to the the hipster pub to get some ale and info while Thorgromm returns to the cabin. Listen to find out how we can possibly mess this one up.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/four-horsemen-of-roleplay/id1466713731



Monday, September 9, 2019

22 The Cavern of Trials

In this one, the gang is sleep deprived and a little loopy. And to top it all of, Oz woke up. A search for the rest of the party, a magic show, a dancing porcupine, a very short maze, and mild disappointment follow.

The Hero will be judged!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/four-horsemen-of-roleplay/id1466713731



Monday, September 2, 2019

21 Tourists And Trinkets

While Oz sleeps, Thorgromm and Bazz makes their way through town with their Halfling ward Bree and a crowd of devotees. Get ready for a shopping spree and seduction on this week's 4HoRP. How much can I get for 15 gold? https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/four-horsemen-of-roleplay/id1466713731



Monday, August 26, 2019

20 If You Like Walking To Priapurl And Getting Caught In The Rain

The boys are on the lam from the fuzz, making their way to rendezvous with the circus in Priapurl. First though, they will need to make it without starving. Danger lurks in the darkness, and the rain comes pouring down.



DM Notes D 20 Questions With Dee

We sit down for a chat with guest star Dee who plays Jazz!



Monday, August 19, 2019

19 Bucking Up and Running Away

Things go wrong as Jazz escapes, Oz fails to show up, and Thorgromm gets scared by Zaska. Cue the chase scene.



Monday, August 12, 2019

18 Scuttle The Ship

As the melee continues, Jazz orders abandon ship, Oz and Bazz look for Cedric below deck, Lungfish flops, and Thorgromm is a smash hit.



Monday, August 5, 2019

17 Boarding Games And Scorned Rage Mages

Things get hot when Bazz, Thorgromm, and Oz board the rival circus's ship. Sparks fly as Lungfish meets up with the blonde in a breastplate who broke his heart. Also, we set the ship on fire.



Monday, July 29, 2019

16 Lakeside Showdown

Bazz and Thorgromm encounter a rival carnival on the way to the Wondershow's next gig and things get tense. Special guest Dee replaces Ron, which is probably for the better.


Monday, July 22, 2019

15 Time Out For Inspection

Baz goes to time out (or maybe a date with the mayor) while Thorgromm and Oz become building inspectors. There's probably a shark jumped somewhere in this episode.



Monday, July 15, 2019

14 Field of Screams

In this episode, we repeatedly kill a man until he gives in. The group toes the line between good and evil, stepping over it each time the demon mayor wakes up. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la



Monday, July 8, 2019

13 Its Gonna Get Weirder

Roleplay, Combat, Incarceration. Bazz has men pile onto him as Oz rides Thorgromm into the world of creative demolition. It's just like Las Vegas but with swords. 





Monday, July 1, 2019

12 The Two Tharls Or How To Break A Contract

So many choices, so little air time.  Oz wakes up and fails to do the thing we woke him up for. Thorgromm and Bazz form a plan, and then Bazz immediately splits the party.  Oh! and every dice roll gets countered by the next one.  Sound familiar?





Monday, June 24, 2019

DM Notes - Threeverines

Another Ronless special edition episode!  This time we craft up three characters to emulate a level 10 Wolverine.





Monday, June 17, 2019

11 Ape vs Elephant

It's in the title. Listen at your own risk. WARNING: Content may contain bouts of laughter, flatulence, demon mayors, and monkey ladies. If session lasts for more than one hour, consult your DM guide.





Monday, June 10, 2019

10 Easting Goes South

Starting to get really DnD up in here.  Dream sequences, spending the first half of the episode looking for traps that aren't there, and then getting surprised while changing clothes.  Turns out Oz is sleeping on the job.





Monday, June 3, 2019

DM Notes - Crafting the Murder Missile

Andrew and Josh sit down to figure out the fastest character they can, no magic items or homebrew though.  That'd be cheating. 

First up is a Wood Elf Barbassin using only the Player's Handbook specializing in surprise.

Second is a Tabaxi Scoutbarian who uses movement tricks and a little magic to speed things up.





Monday, May 27, 2019

09 There May Be Adjustments

The King held an audience with Westgate Shipping and we were in the splash zone!







Monday, May 20, 2019

08 King Beds And Disappointment

We finally solve the puzzle of the warehouse and have as much fun as you can on a bed without, well, never mind...





Monday, May 13, 2019

Sidequest 03 Inside And Outside The Upside Down

Wrap on Stranger Things Starter with guest star Byrd... or Michael Phelps... someone.  Join us as we cut ourselves, whiff some Troglodytes, and roll some heads.



Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Monday, April 22, 2019

Sidequest 02 Strange Days and Lost Knights

Part two of our riveting adventure into the Upside-Down.  No Ron again, but you still got a Byrd.  We'll journey through a cave, thwart a well thought out riddle with indifference, and fail to remember something we were taught in Kindergarten. 





Monday, April 15, 2019

Sidequest 01 Things Get Strange


When the Ron's away, I guess we still play.  This episode we try out the new Stranger Things Starter Set, Jason DMs for the first time, and a little Byrd joins our party.



Monday, April 8, 2019

07 Our First Combat - Entry of the Gladiators

Welcome back to 4HoRP, where we'll be happy to serve you a steaming load of chaos.  And hey, we get to fight!  There's an elephant on the rampage, a weak strong man, and a giggling fool. 





Monday, April 1, 2019

06 Everyone Loves Belly Rubs


On this episode of the Many Adventures of Jim the beet farmer, our intrepid adventurers don't do a whole lot.  Well they do, but the results are basically worse than where they started.  Bonus though, belly rubs for everyone!





Tuesday, March 26, 2019

05 Ring Around the Warehouse

In which a tiger can knock down a wall, a bard can become a knockout, and a "thief" can knock it off already.  Our heroes(?) deal with the fallout of trying to help a dear old fence get back his daughter's dowry. 



Monday, March 18, 2019

04 Always Split The Party

Four sessions in and we immediately break that old cardinal rule of DnD.  Bazz goes to pay the sure-to-be Demon Mayor, Ozixus goes on a side quest that is surely on the up-and-up, and Thorgromm gets drunk and surely dunked.  You'll see.  And don't call me Shirley.





Monday, March 11, 2019

03 Circus Of Exposition Opening Acts

The gang signs a contract with a sure-to-be Demon Mayor.  We hear more about Bazz's backstory.  And we finally get to see (with our earholes) the main acts of Johnny Electrum's Magical Wonder Show.





02 The Stoneman, The Witch, And The Jailhouse

As our story continues, our heroes Bazz, Ozixus, and Thorgromm have a close encounter of the Shield kind.  Oh! and there's an elephant, a slap on the rump, and someone finally remembers Jim.





01 It Always Starts In A Tavern

Our adventure starts in a tavern... what do you mean that's been done before?  Alright, tell me if you've heard this one: a Dwarf, a Changeling, and a Tiefling walk into a bar.  The bartender says, you should record a podcast!